Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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