with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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