who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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