Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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