It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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