I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
My bed smells like the plague
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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