Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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