shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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