lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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