We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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