we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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