Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
My vagina is officially offended.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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