So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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