I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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