We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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