doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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