I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
