nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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