she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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