Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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