Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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