do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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