A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Damn victory sex feels great
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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