listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Is it because I queefed?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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