Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i need an iv and a liver transplant
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
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