i just google imaged poop.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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