Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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