Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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