How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i already hear my dad disowning me
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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