do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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