I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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