I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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