Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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