She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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