ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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