I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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