My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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