we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
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