She's JV to your varsity
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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