Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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