sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
