i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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