Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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