Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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