Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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