so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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