Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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