Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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