You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
my poor anus
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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