I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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