Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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