My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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