part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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