U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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