Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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