For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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