My boss' voice literally gives me gas
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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