The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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