at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I wish i was in the wii world.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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