i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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