She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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