her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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