my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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