So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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